I saw the movie Fashion directed by Madhur Bhandarkar on Sunday. I tried very hard to like it, but could not. However there were some revelations that came through based on the movie that I am sharing.
Revelation No. 1 – Fashion Industry is controlled by one man, one company. Every sits down and gets up when he says so. For him carnal sense is more important than business sense.
Revelation No. 2 – It is not clear whether the movie is a fact or fiction, as it fails on both counts.
Revelation No. 3 – Priyanka Chopra is not beautiful. She is dual tone color with three shades. Face is fair, torso is brown and legs are dark brown. Her lips filled in the entire cinema screen in close-ups.
Revelation No. 4 – Kangana Ranaut is a lunatic. She looks like one and acts like one. Somebody said she is an actress.
Revelation No. 5 – Cinematography is average. It even does not serve the purpose of looking at beautiful models. It does not even hide the waist line of Priyanka Chopra.
Revelation No. 6 – One can stoop to any level to become successful. Then even if it is a lingerie ad, it does not matter.
Revelation No. 7 – One should project to be naïve to become successful, so much so that even if you are hired to be an eye candy you don’t know.
Revelation No. 8 – One should not take responsibility on their own act and you light up a cigarette when responsibility of a decision stares in your face.
Revelation No. 9 – Before rising again, one should fall so much that sleeping with anyone is also OK.
Revelation No. 10 – Rising again requires an example of failure and you keep the living representation of failure with you, not for any empathy, but to realize that you could become like that.
If all of you were wondering about the series of compromises that the heroine makes to make it big in
Finally we learn from the movie that success is not got through hard work, determination to succeed. Success is got through being arrogant, having attitude, sleeping with everyone who gives opportunity, by being slave to one man. In moments of distress, the movie teaches us to smoke, drink and use drugs. The movie also advertises that drinking Vodka is good compared to other drinks.
It also informs us that fashion career is a journey from Bed to Heaven. From floor, you reach the bed, then you touch the sky and finally you land up in hell thinking it to be heaven.
Isn’t all this a revelation of Madhur Bhandarkar’s latest direction attempt.
2 comments:
There also seems to be an intention to imply that sleeping with a black man is the lowest a woman can go... racism?
Hey nice one.....hey this movie can be a book titled "Dummies Guide on How to Stop your Daughter/sister get into films & Fashion"
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